Joke - Page 16

Uncle Spike · July 29th, 2010, 03:53 PM

Whats the most effective method of birth control for Evertonians?

Their personalities!!!

Uncle Spike · July 29th, 2010, 04:00 PM

What's the difference between a vibrator and a Manchester United fan?

The manc is a REAL dick!!!

Nomer the Red · August 4th, 2010, 11:46 PM

Nomer the Red · August 5th, 2010, 09:49 PM

John Murphy hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Socratease · August 14th, 2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Nomer the Red

John Murphy hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Brilliant!

Samarkand · September 6th, 2010, 08:22 AM

So funny. I really hope this is for real........

Els · September 6th, 2010, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samarkand

So funny. I really hope this is for real........

Me thinks you should email the address... this one could run and run!

els

Socratease · September 7th, 2010, 06:48 PM

That wasn't mine, honest!

Subtle humour with Germany's no.2. - I. Kant,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8

Uncle Spike · Yesterday, 03:23 PM

Went to see my old Grannie yesterday, and boy, has she gone downhill.

I suppose I should have kept a tighter grip of the wheelchair handles!

July 29th, 2010, 03:53 PM	#151
Uncle Spike Kop Hero Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,179	Re: Joke Whats the most effective method of birth control for Evertonians? Their personalities!!! __________________ FAMOUS LIVERPOOL QUOTES; NO 7:- "They said we were predictable. Being predictable is not too bad. Joe Louis was predictable. He would knock men down on the floor! (Bill Shankly)

July 29th, 2010, 04:00 PM	#152
Uncle Spike Kop Hero Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,179	Re: Joke What's the difference between a vibrator and a Manchester United fan? The manc is a REAL dick!!! __________________ FAMOUS LIVERPOOL QUOTES; NO 7:- "They said we were predictable. Being predictable is not too bad. Joe Louis was predictable. He would knock men down on the floor! (Bill Shankly)

August 4th, 2010, 11:46 PM	#153
Nomer the Red Kop Hero Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Squeens Posts: 3,497	Re: Joke __________________ Out of the crooked timber of humanity, nothing entirely straight can be built- Kant

August 5th, 2010, 09:49 PM	#154
Nomer the Red Kop Hero Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Squeens Posts: 3,497	Re: Joke John Murphy hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." __________________ Out of the crooked timber of humanity, nothing entirely straight can be built- Kant

September 6th, 2010, 08:22 AM	#156
Samarkand Administrator Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,306	Re: Joke So funny. I really hope this is for real........ Attached Thumbnails

September 7th, 2010, 06:48 PM	#158
Socratease 1st Team Regular Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 794	Re: Joke That wasn't mine, honest! Subtle humour with Germany's no.2. - I. Kant, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur5fGSBsfq8

Yesterday, 03:23 PM	#159
Uncle Spike Kop Hero Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 3,179	Re: Joke Went to see my old Grannie yesterday, and boy, has she gone downhill. I suppose I should have kept a tighter grip of the wheelchair handles! __________________ FAMOUS LIVERPOOL QUOTES; NO 7:- "They said we were predictable. Being predictable is not too bad. Joe Louis was predictable. He would knock men down on the floor! (Bill Shankly)

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